Iggy's Allegories

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Interview with Evil


...An interview with one of the movers and shakers of the universe
Hi. I am Evil... D. Evil (the D stands for Demitass, but that's too confusing for most folks). I am not intrinsically bad, it's just that people naturally attribute bad things to me. I am merely an electron, with -- how would you say? -- a certain spin on things. They call it negative. Yeah, so? What's so bad (notice I didn't say "negative") about "negative"?